Well, it’s time once again for me to engage in a little pagination and write something palpable that won’t be an affront to our zeitgeist. Those three words that start with p are all real but sometimes it’s fun to take real words and change them just a wee bit to infer a different meaning such as intaxication, which is the euphoria you feel when you get a tax refund, until you realize it was your money in the first place. An innoculatte is when you want coffee intravenously because you’re running late. How about decafalon? That’s the gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Have you ever had an arachnoleptic fit? That’s the frantic dance performed right after you’ve walked through a spider’s web. The dopeler effect happens when stupid ideas tend to appear smarter when they come at you rapidly. Then there’s the bozone, the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer shows no signs of breaking down unfortunately. And then there’s sarchasm (with an h), the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.